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Yo Yo YO wat is up my people how u doin i have this friend her her name is NINA PHAm she is chinese. She proberbly has a thing against black ppl i dont know. so we were in Chemistry classs and her calculator gets missing she turns to me since i am the only "BLACK GUY " that is supposedly to have been around her and makes a big asss scene about how i took her calculator i stay calm being the gentleman that i am and say it nicely i did not take her calculator she calls me a bitch ass mothafucker and all this other shit and the teacher calls the Security i turn around go in my <a hre
Truth corner
GUYS HAVE U EVA BEEN IN DA BATHROOM ALONE AND WONDERED HOW IT WOULD FEEL TO COMB UR PUBIC HAIR SO U DO AND SINCE U DONT WANT TO USE UR HAIR BRUSH OR COMB CAUSE DAT IS DISGUSTIN SO U USE UR SIS OR BRO OR PRENTS BUT IT IS NAPPY SO IT KINDA HURTS YUP YUP DONT LIE U KNOW U HAVE DONE IT B4
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HAVE U EVA HEARD OF OF EQUAL RIGHTS 4 WOMEN BUT IF THEY WANT EQUAL RIGHTS SO BAD THEN WHY CANT GUYS HIT A GURL OR SLAP HER BUT SHE CAN HIT US WAT KIND OF BULL IS DAT DAMN AMERICA." IT IS ALL ABOUT AFRICA"
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What the diffrence between a black guy and a table
give up...................................... a table can support a family of four
Check this out it really isnt moving ur eyes are making it move...

Look at the chart above and say the COLOR of the word, not the word itself.
Why is it so difficult?
Answer
Because the right half of your brain is trying to say the color, while the left side of your brain is trying to say the word.
Here another
Question
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
Answer
"Happy Birthday."
This song can be sung with anyone's name in it.
Read this
Question
It's Prttey fnuny how we can raed tihs einrte snetnece wtih all tehse ltters all out of palce, and we can cnotniue to keep raednig and sitll mekas snece of waht we are raeding. No mttar how mnay tmies you raed tihs oevr and oevr you can sitll mkae snece of it.
How is taht pssoible?
Answer
As long as the first and last letter of the word is in its correct position, you can position the middle letters in any order and still make sence of it. Our eyes just glance at he first and last letters of a word.
Joke Time
Horny Parrot
A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.
The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."
The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are you waiting for??"
Finally, the guy says all right and hands over the fifteen dollars.
The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain. Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" Feathers come flying out of the cage.
The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain.
The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage, pulling out all her feathers. He's saying, "For fifteen bucks, I want you naked. Naked!"


"Male Brain"

JOKE TIME
Question
What is more powerful than God, rich people don't need it, poor people have it and if you eat it you'll die?
Answer
NOTHING.. is more powerful than God Rich people need... NOTHING Poor people have... NOTHING and if you eat... NOTHING... you'll die...
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